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Short Tag Line:
Classy couple open to soft or full swap
I/We are looking for
The physical description is apparent in our pictures. If you are reading this far past the pictures, congratulations, as you are in the minority. We are far from the stereotypical 'bimbo' and 'himbo', and those of you that assume we are 'plastic people' are wrong. We are very down to earth individuals, and very straight forward. We leave town frequently on the weekends, and lead very busy lives. I am a full-time professional, and he holds a full time job as well. If you do not understand this, then you are not the type we seek. If you are this impatient in correspondence, we certainly don't want to find out how you are in the case of a rendezvous.*yikes* If pictures aren't posted, please e-mail to playfulswingersÆhotmail.com Our messenger name on MSN, YAHOO and AOL is playfulswingers if ya wanna chat.
We love to webcam too.
Describe Yourself:
She is 5'4", long Dark Hair, 34D-24-34, taned and toned.
He is 5'11", long brown hair, SINGLE MALES, DO NOT CONTACT US --we will look for you. I am sick of being hounded. If I find what I like, I will contact YOU. And if you contact us, we will know you 'read' our pics and not our profile-so this line is a waste of time because you're not reading it.
If you like what you see get back to us- email is at the bottom.....And
not interested in guys that only show their cocks. Pushy people need not apply. We are easy going and look for the same. NO PRESSURES, NO EXPECTATIONS.
MWC , she is 23, 5'5 and 112 lbs . He is 33 5'11 and 195 lbs., long hair, very attractive, respectful and well built.
She is a teacher, and very well-educated. No bimbo here!
He is a personal trainer. Please- if you don't have a pic posted, send to strictlyÆbellsouth.net.
We prefer to skip the extensive e-mail chat, and move right to the phone when interested, as it is much easier to feel each other out that way.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...........
*dumb look*
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
RESPECT, first and foremost, and open, straight- forward people. We are looking to have fun, and see what happens. We are spontaneous beasts *s*
Out of towners: We are not a rest stop, so please do not contact us for your convenience if we've never talked with you. We are not escorts- do not ask to pay for flight tickets upon the condition that we MUST sleep with you. (It's degrading) And guys, the whole "My husband is going to be in town, can you take care of him for me" thing is old--so don't try it on us.
Please don't judge us by our looks. This saying is a matter of semantics, dependant upon who is reading. This means, do not assume we are brainless, stuck up people. When you point a finger, three are always pointing back to you. (the other one doesn't know what the hell it's doing) Do not assume that we are out of your league, especially if WE contact YOU first. (That should say something, duh) :)))
Single males:
DO NOT CONTACT US. I'm sorry but the majority have ruined it for us, and for the decent single males. We'll find one ourselves. We're sick of crotchmonger, horndogs, and bootyhounds. We will seek out the gentlemen.
Couples-
Those of you who say "We want to be friends"-mean it, because we do. There's no need to lie with us. Truth is integrity, and we respect that. This may be a shocker, but we are not swinging just for sex. Not to say that the occasional fling may not happen, but we tend to avoid this.
We don't like sleeping with our parents (attitude, not age), or the winners of the 'redneck look alike" contest. Looks play a large part, as well as personalities. That also means, for all you "beautiful people"- if you're ugly as sin inside, we're past that.
Stimulating conversation is a wonderful aphrodisiac. We are in love and not swinging because we are unhappy with each other. Therefore, we WILL NOT SEPARATE.
And if you are looking for a single female (aren't we all), find one. Her name is snatch-squatch and I think she's been spotted in California upon the last confirmed siting , hehe. He is part of the package, too, and will not sit back and let another couple ravage his wife. It is not fair to him, and hey, it's torture. Swinging entails fair play all around, and we adhere to this.
Also, we are not looking to be with anyone who has conquered the entire membership of their favorite swing club (We don't want cooties :)
And a quick thought about couples online.
Live,Work & Play is our quote for the day
We receive a lot of mail from couples saying they are out of our league. Please do not assume this. While a good degree of physical attraction is a must, we are not all about looks--personality above all. Please don't underestimate yourself! We are not in search of Barbie and Ken! (They're usually a pain in the ass anyways!) No nipples or privates either. You can't even take Ken's undies off (trust me, I tried when I was a kid) We tend to go for the more average people with dynamic personalities, but do admit to looking for physical attraction initially.
If we do not reply back in a timely fashion, or indicate that we are not interested, be mature, and spare the comments. We receive a large volume of mail, and try to respond to all, but discrepencies happen. We are very cordial in our replies, and expect people to maintian a mature attitude. ISO SELECT couples that are looking to have big fun in and out of the bedroom. Full swap is our preference, but not a must at all. We soft play too, depending on the other couple's limits.
Get back to us. :)~~If no pics are posted, please send them to playfulswingersÆhotmail.com Pics together as a couple are preferred, but we probably won't recognize ya if you send close up crotch shots.
"Hey, there's BOB! I'd recognize that penis anywhere!!"
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